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مدیر وبلاگ : حمزه رسایی
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خدایا به ما که بنز و بی ام و نمیدی ... !
حداقل به اونایی که میدی ... !
یکم به قیافه هاشون دقت کن ...!
که ما اینقدر حرص نخوریییییییم ...!

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طرف میره خواستگاری میگه من تو لاله زار کنار خیابون دلار میفروشم...!
بعد گندش در میاد می بینن که مهندس بوده ...!!!!!!

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یکی از رفقا سوغاتی شورت 40 دلاری برام آورده ... !
موندم میخوام برم عروسی روی شلوار بپوشمش یا زیر ...!!!

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انسان کلا موجودیه که وقتی خرش از پل بگذره همه چی یادش میره ...!
اونی هم که اینو قبول نداره هنوز خرش رو پله ...!!!

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یه سوال چند وقته که ذهن منو مشغول کرده ...!
چرا شلوار سفید میپوشی خاکی که میشه رنگش سیاهه؟؟؟
ولی وقتی شلوار مشکی میپوشی خاکی که میشه رنگش سفیده...؟!

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دیدی بعضی ها عادت دارن وقتی روی چمن میشینن  چمن ها رو میکنن؟؟؟
اینا یه بز درون هم دارن ...!!!





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سه شنبه 2 آبان 1391 :: نویسنده : حمزه رسایی
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جمعه 10 آذر 1391 01:27 ب.ظ
سلام
باحال بود
پنجشنبه 25 آبان 1391 12:38 ق.ظ
سلااااام خوبی آقا حمزه ... از این دوستتون امیر خبر نداری ... ؟!
حمزه رساییسلام دوست عزیز ... نه خبری ندارم!!!
پنجشنبه 18 آبان 1391 06:58 ب.ظ
سلام حمزه جون شطولی؟؟؟؟
نیستی؟؟؟؟
حمزه رساییسلام ... یه مدت سرم شلوغ بود نتونستم بیام...!
سه شنبه 9 آبان 1391 05:28 ب.ظ
یعنی چی که چرا منو نگفتی ؟؟!!
( نظری :ه تو آپ " عشق اول " گذاشته بودی !
حمزه رسایییعنی اینکه منم مثل شما سینه سوخته ام...!
دوشنبه 8 آبان 1391 05:08 ب.ظ
(✿◠‿◠) با 3 تا نی نی ناز آپم !
بدوووووووووو بیا !

یکشنبه 7 آبان 1391 07:51 ب.ظ
سلام حمزه جون خوبی؟
این ادرس وب جدیدمه از این به بعد بیا اونجا
حمزه رساییچشم حتما
شنبه 6 آبان 1391 01:49 ب.ظ
حماقت که شاخ و دم ندارد !
حماقت یعنی اینکه ... اینقدر از تو دور می شوم که دلتنگم شوی ... خبری از دلتنگی تو نمی شود و ... من برمی گردم چون دلتنگت شدم ! خاک بر سر من ههههه
حمزه رساییخاک تو سررررررررررررررررررررررررش!
جمعه 5 آبان 1391 11:13 ق.ظ
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عیدت مبارک دوست عزیزم ..
با یه عرض تبریک کوچولو آپم ..

حمزه رساییمرسی عزیزم ... عید شما هم مبارک ... حتما میام
پنجشنبه 4 آبان 1391 07:49 ب.ظ
سلام عالی بود به وبلاگ من هم یک سر بزنید ممنون.
حمزه رساییباشه حتما
چهارشنبه 3 آبان 1391 10:26 ب.ظ
وبلاگت خوشمله
لینکم میکنی؟
لینکت کنم؟
حمزه رساییاوکی
چهارشنبه 3 آبان 1391 10:10 ب.ظ
سلام!
ممنون که خبرم کردید!
تمام مطلب ها رو خوندم!!
شماهم باز تشریف بیارید:)
چهارشنبه 3 آبان 1391 07:25 ب.ظ
سلووووووووووم داشی کلی خندوندی مارو یه سوال ببخشید ابجی ؟یا داداش؟کدوماشین بی سوادیم دیگه چه کنیم پایه تبادل لینک هستی که؟
حمزه رساییداداش دیگه آجی!!!
سه شنبه 2 آبان 1391 07:16 ب.ظ
اها حالا شد!!!!!!!!!
خخخخخخخخخخخ!!
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